Lindsay Lohan … and her family.  Words honestly can’t express the fuel behind the fire in their relationship with one another.  Michael Lohan is forever tossing in coals, Lindsay’s mom calls her a genius, and then Lindsay tosses dirt back on daddy.

Anyway, Lindsay leaves this rant on her twitter for Halloween about daddy dearest.

My father is a lunatic&doesn’t even deserve such a title since he’s never been around in my life other than when he’d threaten me&my family

He should be where he has always put himself after verbally abusing and physically abusing people all my life-behind bars. Its so sad to get

A phone call from my baby sister just now asking, “why is daddy doing this?” Through tears. He’s crossed the lines&hurt me&my family 4 the

the last time…. So much for having a ‘dad’….. I’m going to spend some time with the ones that love me&i love now. I appreciate those who

Continue to support me. My fans keep me strong&i love you all so much for it! My second family is what you are to me. Happy hallow’s eve!

Halloween isn’t supposed to be happy, is it?

Somebody made someone mad at the cote - house!  Oh but it was just Lindsay Lohan and the judge.  Thing is, she violated her probation more than a couple of times by missing more than a couple of alcohol education classes.  Wonder where she was?  Some may think out there maybe drinkin’ up somethin’ somethin’?

Anyway, really and according to Daily News, word is she’s just been plain busy designing her way into fashion with Ungaro and things.  Too bad every person that violates probation can’t say I’m busy, baby!  Lucky Lindsay can though, right?  Can’t say that she doesn’t deserve that pat on the back because if she got it, then she must have gotten it for a reason.  Mercy… and everyone can use some mercy.

Though merciful, it looks like Lindsay has really run cold out.  Icy.  Judge isn’t having it anymore, so Lindsay needs to ask permission before anything that violates probation.  Right right before she makes a wrong wrong turn…into the slammer.

Leave the drugs and drinking alone.  Tend to the wannabe designing.

Lindsay Lohan needs a bit of rehabilitation, and not just a little bit, but according to her father, Michael Lohan, who by the way had a very brief role in The Real Housewives of Atlanta when he was seen with Kim Zolciak getting her hair tugged on by Sheree’, she needs beyond a lot!

One would think that Lindsay is finally picking up the pieces of her life and putting them together some sort of way just like she put together the clothes for her fashion debut with Emanuel Ungaro, however, daddy says she still needs work.  He also says that Dina, Lindsay Lohan’s mom, feels the same way, though, just the other day Dina calls her daughter a “little girl fashion genius”.

Anyway, prescription drugs and alcohol solutions is what Michael Lohan says his daughter is addicted to, and most rehabs are going to fail her.  She needs the crucial stuff.  Really, the crucial stuff that Lindsay needs is much prayer time with God and some self evaluation, and if she is highly addicted as what her dad says, well, she also needs some sort of change of atmosphere and shoot…who else knows… but  Lindsay Lohan!

Lindsay Lohan goes up and down and now it’s back around to more possible troubles for the star as we now know, according to Mirror, that tapes that place Lindsay Lohan in intimate actions were stolen during the recent burglary that her father, Michael, believes was an inside job.

Of course, Lindsay is pretty upset about this whole thing as it could cause major embarrassment down the line.  Hopefully, all the stuff is recovered, however, it looks as though it isn’t likely.

Lindsay Lohan has apparently been the victim of a house break in and snatch, and, according to TMZ through Michael Lohan, Lindsay Lohan’s dad, the safe was taken and some jewelry.

Here is a clip of some on the scene footage from TMZ:

Now, the house may really be trashed…aside from looking like trash as reported by one officer in a previous Lohan home walk through.  Lindsay’s dad thinks it was an inside job.

Lindsay Lohan is rocking the cover of UK’s Elle Magazine, and word is from the editor in chief that it was the most “unpredictable” shoot of all time.  According to sources, the editor in chief, Lorraine Candy, didn’t know what was going on at first with Lindsay.

Lindsay was supposed to be here but then ended up somewhere there, this way and that way.  Word is that she(Lindsay) just kept disappearing to her hotel room and then to tan, however, when Lindsay finally showed up, things went so well.  The editor in chief calls the shoot “truly original”.

Is Lindsay rocking?